1. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE………?
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai…… Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai….
2. 19 Sardars went to watch a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19 ? They replied,”the film was for above 18′
3. Girl to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
4. College Principal: If a boy is found in girl’s hostel, he will be fined $20 first time, $30 second time and $50 third time.
5. A girl student comes late to class in a college.
6. Man said to Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?
7.A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
8. Santa was weeping at a grave, “Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.”
9. Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
10. Man: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.