Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 27, 2013

Some jokes

 

Some jokes

1. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE………?

Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai…… Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai….

2. 19 Sardars went to watch a film. On asking them why they came in a big group of 19 ? They replied,”the film was for above 18′

3. Girl to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boy: That’s ok, but who will marry us.

4. College Principal: If a boy is found in girl’s hostel, he will be fined $20 first time, $30 second time and $50 third time.
Munna Bhai: What will you charge for a Monthly Pass, mamu?

5. A girl student comes late to class in a college.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl student: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Girl student: That boy was walking very slow.

6. Man said to Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.
Man: But why did God make them so dumb?
Priest: So that they will love you.

7.A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
He thinks: She must have reached there.

8. Santa was weeping at a grave, “Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.”
A man asked: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?”
Santa: My wife’s first husband

9. Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Dad: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

10. Man: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

ketandave153@hotmail.com       5-6-2012

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