Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 27, 2013

Husband V/S Wife

Husband V/S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, W ithout I nformation, F ighting E verytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, W ith I diot F or E ver

************ ********* ********* *********

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that  you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

************ ********* ********* *********
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you
************ ********* ********* *********
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it; the minute I asked you to marry me.
************ ********* ********* *********
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why  Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
************ ********* ********* *********
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

 

 

 

Sonal Rawal <rawalsonal@gmail.com      5-6-2012


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