Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 26, 2013

sardar jokes!

Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise??? .Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”
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Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga
=================

Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta… neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.
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Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi?
=============

If sardar want to dial 9449494494,
how will he dial……..?
..He will first dial ….. 94494
and then press “REDIAL”…………………
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Sardar: Yeh kela (banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper:Ek Rupiya.
Sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de……..
================
One day a Sardarji was talking with his friend….
Santa: I and my wife have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with our child.
Friend: Is it?! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a Telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months!
=============
Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi thi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
..
Banta: Ab kaisi hai woh?
..
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi – kal se kuwey se aawaz nahi aa rahi hai..
——————————————————————–

Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise??? .Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”
============
Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga
=================

Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta… neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.
=================

Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi?
=============

If sardar want to dial 9449494494,
how will he dial……..?
..He will first dial ….. 94494
and then press “REDIAL”…………………
================
Sardar: Yeh kela (banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper:Ek Rupiya.
Sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de……..
================
One day a Sardarji was talking with his friend….
Santa: I and my wife have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with our child.
Friend: Is it?! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a Telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months!
=============
Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi thi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
..
Banta: Ab kaisi hai woh?
..
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi – kal se kuwey se aawaz nahi aa rahi hai..
——————————————————————–

shah_pramod@hotmail.com          2-3-2013

 


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