Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 26, 2013

Santa Singh!!!!!! tusi gr8 ho!!

Santa bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said ‘My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610’

                                  ROTFL
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College .
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him

                                                 Laughing 2

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What is Common between : 
Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Santa Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

                                                                         
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse…After much
thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: ‘I luv u sister.’
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag for Independence Day.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. 

Spaz                    
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money. 

                                                     

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Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: No, u’ll die b’coz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
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Q: A Man asked Santa, ‘Akal badhi ya bhains? ‘
A: Santa bola, ‘Pehle date of birth to batao.’
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi 

                                                     Raise The Roof 1
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
– What comes first – the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts):
‘Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?’
Banta: ‘Why don’t you use a mouth wash?’

 Haridas Gadhvi <hvgadhvi@hotmail.com>     6-10-2013

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