Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 26, 2013

Quoteble quotes – jokular way

(1)Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing, they forgot to tell us its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny
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(2)Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Liter Petrol.
Decision is yours… Jhoomlo Ya Ghoomlo..!!!
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(3)Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both…!!!
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(4)Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month…!!!
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(5)Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar)
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(6)Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per liter)
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(7) Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be a new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!
‘Drink and drive’ should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.
Record Ban Gaya…!!!
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(8)Signboard at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.
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(9)Good News!!!
Please forward this to MAXIMUM people you know,
Shayed kisi Ko Kaam Aajay
Jisko petrol Rs.11/- per litre Chahiye, Wo Is petrol pump Se Jakar Lele
Al Safa Petroleum
Al Khair Road
Doha, Qatar
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(10)Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank Kardo
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card Ki copy Do…
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION…!!!
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(11)Harbhajan to Dhoni:
Hum To Jaanbojh K Match Ha’re Hain
Kyonki jitney waloo Ko Volkswagon Milney Wali Hai Aur Wo petrol Ki Hai…!!!
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(12)Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars
Because……….
Wo Aajbhi Giray Huwe Paisey Nahi uthata…!!!
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(13)Dharmendra’s new dialogue:
Kuttey Kaminey Teri Gaddi Ka Petrol Pi jaonga….
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(14)Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: JUST FRIEND Humnay Duniya Dekhi hai Beti.
2 Litre Petrol Jalake Ghar Aneywala Kabhi Friend Nahi Hota…!!!
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(15)Petrol Pump Attendant: Kitney Ka Daloon?
Customer: 50 ML Gaddi Pay Spray Kar Dey Bhai Aag lagani Hai…!!!
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(16)Dear Rupee,
Tum Mere Pyar mey Itna gir jaogey Ye Maine Sapnoo main bhi Nahi socha tha…!!!
Tumhara Dollar.
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(17)Ramchandra Kahe Gaye Siya se.
Aisa kalyug aayega, Car cash Pe Lega Har koi Petrol Loan Se Bharwaiga…!!!
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REGARDS,
YOGESH CHITALE
<ymchitale@hotmail.com>                       5-10-2012

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