Posted by: vmbhonde | जुलै 1, 2011

Sardarji Jokes

Sardarji Jokes

Sardarji: I couldn’t sleep all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardarji: Got the upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?
Sardarji: Oye! There was nobody in the lower berth to exchange with.

A Sardarji went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After looking at the Form, he went to Delhi to fill it up.
Friend asks him why Delhi?
Because Form said:
“Fill Up In Capital.” says Sardaji.

Sardarji was seen standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.
Why, asks his friend?
Sardarji replies, because my doctor said:
“Today’s dinner should be light !”

One Sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
Plumber asks what was the problem?
Sardarji says he wants to know where the leak is in the question paper.

Raju to Sardaji: Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardaji jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers, ‘ I don’t have a daughter!’
At 25th floor he remembers, ‘ I’m not even married!’
At 10th floor he realises that he was Banta and not Santa! By then it was too late.

One romantic night, sardarji’s girl friend asks him:
“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”
Sardarji, after a pause, says:
“Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

Sardarji found the answer to the most difficult question ever asked:
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji was sitting and just looking around.
Teacher looks at his paper and saw what was written:
“Due To Rain, No Match!”

Sardarji xeroxed a document and was staring it. Raju: What are you looking for?
Sardarji: ” Ooi, I’m seeing for any spelling mistakes in the copy. ”

Why Sardars can’t dial Nine-Eleven (911) in an emergency?
Because they cannot find the eleven on the phone.

Sardarji buys his wife a cup of coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly!
Wife: Why?
Sardarji: Because, hot coffee costs Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10!

Sardarji at an Art Gallery : You call this horrible looking thing modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon Sir, that’s a mirror you’re looking at!

Sardarji news: A ‘Two-Seater’ plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab(Pakistan).
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more (victims).

Sardarji visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Chinese man, with eyes open looking in his direction and gasping for breath, says “Chin Yu Yan” and dies.
Sardarji decides to go to China to find the meaning of his friend’s Last Words.
It is ” Idiot!You are standing on the oxygen tube!”

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What are you doing?
Sardarji: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

 

Yogendra Rana” <ybrana710@yahoo.com         26-4-2011


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