Posted by: vmbhonde | जुलै 1, 2011

Sardar Returns

 


Sardar declares:
…. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. . . ..


A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.





Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 2 ltr.

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair
Santa – Oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!..


Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..



One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!



Teacher: A for?
Sardar:
Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.



2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.



Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.



Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, “chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, “chal…..” Finally he wrote the conclusion.. …..
….. “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”



A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….



A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ……



A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati… .
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state…..
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS….. .

 

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India …
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

 
 
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!
 


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE
:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup….


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child
.

 
 
“pramod shah” <shah_pramod@hotmail.com              5-6-2011

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