Posted by: vmbhonde | जुलै 1, 2011

LOL

Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means…

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife’s Mind 4 u?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

“I Luv u too”
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GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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“Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

‘People are more interested in others life than their own!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
– Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?
Doubt By last bench association…
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What is the diff. between”GHAZAL” &”LECTURE”?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is “GHAZAL”and Every word spoken by wife is “LECTURE”
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What will be the girl’s name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess
“FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding….. B’coz they say each affectionately that :

“DARLING NOW U R DEAD”………..
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence…😛

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QUES – Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN….Fir kaha?
ANS – Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

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Wats d diff  btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think…

U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
 
 
HARNISH BHATT” <hkbhatt123@yahoo.co.in        15-6-2011

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