Posted by: vmbhonde | जुलै 1, 2011

Jokes on marriage

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life… The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!

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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house
for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling
single again.

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most; and when a man does that… the slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home ——— A Good Maid!

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen






of them.

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Mahesh M Shah” <maheshmshah@yahoo.com        18-6-2011


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