Posted by: vmbhonde | जुलै 1, 2011

HUSBANDS…(JOKES!)

There is only one perfect child in the world and..Every Mother has it!.
There is only one perfect wife in the world..
And… every Neighbour has it!!
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Prospective husband:
Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”?
SalesPunkGirl:
The fiction department is on the other side.. sir. !
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The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “Everything” and the book is titled:

“What Women Want!” Princess!!!
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A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Man receives telegram:     Wife dead – should be buried or Cremated? 
THE MAN REPLIED:      Don’t take any chances..Burn the body and bury the ash!
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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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Fact of life:

One woman brings you into this world crying &
The other ensures you …
To continue to do so for the rest of your Life!Steaming mad!!
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Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because ..
As per law you cannot be punished twice for. The Same offence!!Broken heart!!
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Lady to her maid:

Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”
Kanta :
I don’t believe it! You are just saying that . To make me jealous!”Punch!     
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Man:

I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer:
Better think it over…Wives like that are hard to get! Send a kiss!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said:
“I’ve found a man just like father!”

 
Mother replied:
“So what do you want from me, sympathy????” Devil!!!
 HAVE A GOOD LIFE..MY DEAR…ANYWAY!….
 
 
 
“Yogendra Rana” <ybrana710@yahoo.com    27-5-2011

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  1. Excellent material!


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