Posted by: vmbhonde | जुलै 1, 2011

Haste Raho

 
 
Haste raho………….OOOOOOOO
Tension Relievers…..
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Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka …
Faisla apka …
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“Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
What do u say???????????
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A Man before marriage is – Superman.
After Marriage – Gentleman.
5 Years Later – Watchman.
10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
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Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho…
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum… “KUWARE” ho…..
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Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho…..
KHUSH RAHO
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Wife – Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband – Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!
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Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better than an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.
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Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.
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A man gave an add in Matrimonial column”PATNI CHAHIYE”
He got 1000 replies all saying:-“Meri Le Ja…!”, ”Meri Le Ja…!”
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Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
Manager: “What can I do?
Husband: “Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”
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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ……..Immediately after Marriage!!
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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!
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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,

shripad balkrishna pimplaskar” <shripadp1@rediffmail.com    3-6-2011


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