Posted by: vmbhonde | जून 20, 2011

There is no God??

There is no God??
 
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
 
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
 
They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.”
 
“Why do you say that?” asked the customer.
 
“Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist.
 
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things.”
 
The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument.
 
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept.
 
The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: “You know what? Barbers do not exist.”
 
“How can you say that?” asked the surprised barber. “I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!”
 
“No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.”
 
“Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is people do not come to me.”
 
“Exactly!” – affirmed the customer. “That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don’t go to Him and do not look for Him. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.”
 
============ ========= ========= ===
 
In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and
Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case
against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.
The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,”Case
dismissed!”
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, “Your honor,
how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
client and all other atheists have no such holidays.”
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant.” The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”
The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no
God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is
adjourned.”  

 
 
There is no God??
 
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
 
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
 
They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.”
 
“Why do you say that?” asked the customer.
 
“Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist.
 
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things.”
 
The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument.
 
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept.
 
The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: “You know what? Barbers do not exist.”
 
“How can you say that?” asked the surprised barber. “I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!”
 
“No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.”
 
“Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is people do not come to me.”
 
“Exactly!” – affirmed the customer. “That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don’t go to Him and do not look for Him. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.”
 
============ ========= ========= ===
 
In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and
Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case
against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.
The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,”Case
dismissed!”
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, “Your honor,
how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
client and all other atheists have no such holidays.”
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant.” The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”
The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no
God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is
adjourned.”  

 
 

sadvidyananda swamini” <sadvidyananda@yahoo.com    17-6-2010




Responses

  1. Shabda aapan wakawu tase waktat. Pratikool paristheetila tond detana aapli kasoti lagate.Dev aahe ase manale tar hee paristeethee aaplyawar ka odhwali hyacha vichar karoon man wishanna hote. Aso.

    • thanks for the comments
      i do agree with you, but we have to accept the things as they come, as we dont have any control over them

  2. Dear Vikas I liked both the stories and also agree argue a logic with similar logic. thanks.

  3. Dev Aaae tar tychyya darshanaasathi geleli maanse “Akshardham
    mandiraat” dahashatvaadyan kadun ka maarli jaattaat …. (Dev tyaana
    ashi buddhi ka deto)

    Shirdi la darshannasaathi gelleli aakhhi kutumbe Car Accident maddhe
    kashi kaay marataat……..

    Vaishnavdevi la land slide maddhe keeti tari lok Gaadli jaataat……

    Varil namood kelelya ghatnaa mandhe aanek nishpaap lok, lahaan mule , vrudhha maanse paahileli aahet….Aarth laavoo tasaa nighto.


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