Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 31, 2011

two clean jokes

 A  woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.  

 
Doctor: “What happened?” 

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me.”    

Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk,  Just take a glass of sweet tea and start  swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don’t swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep.”

Woman: ” Doctor, is the medicine for me or for my husband”

Doctor: “That is the best part – you take the medicine but it works really well on the hubby”

Two weeks  later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.  

 Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea.  I  swished  and swished, and he didn’t touch me!”

Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?”

——————————————————————————————————-

A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM SATSANG.
HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP,

HE THEN CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE

WITH SMILE.

THE WIFE IS SO SURPRISED AND

SHE ASKS…

‘DID THE SWAMI PREACH ABOUT

BEING ROMANTIC TODAY? 

 THE HUSBAND SAYS,

 NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS

AND SORROWS WITH A SMILE !


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