Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 31, 2011

SINGH IS KING

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

 



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Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya

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Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega

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A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order…
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
no Shut Up only 7Up..:p
 
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Some sardars are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
“Challenge kise kehte hain?”
Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikha .”

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Teacher: ‘ Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: ‘what i said’.
Sardar replies:’ Delhi me Kutta bimar hai’ ..

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Ek Sardar tha..
Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha..
Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..
To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
?
?

Microsoft
Mi-Crow-soft…
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Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji
Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.

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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM


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