Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 31, 2011

‘SINDHIS’!!

JAI JHULELAAL !!!
 
Sindhi: Yeh banana kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sindhi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de.

Sindhi on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Sindhi:To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha Q chal raha hay ??? :D:D:D
 
Sindhi 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
 
Sindhi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Sindhi ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki bar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Sindhi:Ghusse se, mercedez kyon nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi sindhi ka khoon daur raha hai:)
 
Sindhi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya
charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Sindhi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Sindhi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale ..
 
Sindhi asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Sindhi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
 
Sindhi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
 
Titanic K Sath Sindhi Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sindhi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
 
A Sindhi, Mr. Keswani, unmarried with no money, no home and a blind mother
prayed to God daily over a period of several months.
Finally, God responds to Mr. Keswani saying that God is happy with Mr. Keswani’s
prayers and that God will grant Mr. Keswani one, only one wish.
Mr. Keswani then wished, ‘Dear God, I wish that my mother will see my wife putting
gold and diamond bangles on my child’s hands in our new mansion.’
God muttered, ‘Damn; I’ve made these sindhis too intelligent.’
 
Some people spend their entire lives trying to be INTELLIGENT, SMART, PRETTY..
Others are simply born ‘SINDHIS’!!
jai jhulelal!!
Haar Kar Jitne Waale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain Pehli Baar Mein Hi Jitne Waale Ko Sindhi Kehte Hain!!

 


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