Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 31, 2011


A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 
“Nuns are not spinsters!  Nuns are married to GOD.
The patient replied…”Then send the bill to my brother-in-law” 

  A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and walked together in the long verandah when suddenly the Pakistani said, ‘You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.’

President Bush says ‘Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do.’

The Pakistani whispers, ‘My son watches this show ‘Star Trek’ and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and Indians but never any Pakistani, Afghani or Arabs. So my son is very upset. He doesn’t understand nor do I about why there aren’t any Arabs, Pakistanis, an Afghanis in the Star Trek show.’

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Pakistani, and whispers in his ear, ‘Because… the show is all about the future.’


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