Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 18, 2011

sardar

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants someone  to keep an eye on him…..

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Sardar saw a board at the center of a pond..

He tried to read but couldn’t At last he swims to the center

 of the pond
 just to read “Crocodile present, don’t swim”
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2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise???

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Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”

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Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga.

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Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim car kharid kar usse sms kiya
“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera

baap bhi mujhe tang nahin kar sakta.“
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Santa : I kiss my wife before I go to office
Friend: I also kiss your wife after you go to your office
Santa: Haha.., but I am first!

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Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee,

upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta… neeche ke seat

pe koi bhi nahin tha.
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Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarentee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror

 99 floor tak nahin tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..

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Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee..?
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar..!
Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega..

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Sardar ko ladki hui.
Sardarni: Sunoji, jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke usse patayengey..
Sardar: oye, koi gal nahin kushwinder, maine is problem

 ka solution dhoond liya hai
Sardarni: Kya?
Sardar: Hum iska naam “Didi” rakhengey…

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Sardar’s dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died……

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Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver

karne k liye 5 milechalna pada…?
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ……..

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Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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sochta raha

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Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda

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.sochta raha
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…aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2

bhai hai to mere
kyu nhi…

 magar adhe raste se vapas aaya.
..Unko pucha gaya to bole… : Aaj amaswas hai

chand to nhi hoga…….
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If sardar want to dial 9449494494 begin_of_the_

skype_highlighting              9449494494    

  end_of_the_skype_highlighting..
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how will he dial…….. ?
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.?
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED…. …

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Once a Sardar was roaming in the jungle
Suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree..
Sardar goes little closer 2 that tree nearly the snake..
And he said: “Ese latak ne se height nhi badhti,

..He will first dial ….. 94494
and then “REDIAL”…. ……… ……..

mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN pee laye.. “..
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Sardar and Wife waiting for the train..
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag ke train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja….

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Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de……..

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One day a Santaji talking with his friend….
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will

start to speak after 6
months. ..

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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,
kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..

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Once a saradji..was drinking

water……
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Arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani

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 bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi joke

 chahiye tumhe…jaan lelo bechare

 sardaron ki…
ha..ha..ha.


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