Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 3, 2011

Sardarji

Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardarji:  Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

  
Sardarji bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book which said: ‘My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610’
  
Sardarji: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.  Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Sardarji: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
  
Sardarji: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Doctor: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Sardarji: Can I take it tomorrow. Tonight is final game.
  
Sardarji: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Sardarji: No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
  
Sardarji complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How come the thief did not take the TV?’
Sardarji: ‘I was watching TV news…’
  
Sardarji comes back to his car & finds a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He writes back a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for the compliment.’
  
How do you recognise Sardarji in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the
board.
  
Sardarji in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’
  
Sardarji: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Sardarji: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
  
Teacher: ‘I killed a person’.  Convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardarji: The future tense is ‘you will go to jail’
  
Sardarji told his servant: ‘Go and water the plants!’
Servant: ‘It’s already raining.’
Sardarji: ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go.’
  
Sardarji: What’s the balance on my mobile bill?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 from your mobile to know your current bill status
Sardarji: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.  
  
Sardarji: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do you know?
Sardarji: I told I Love her, but she said her Sandals are new  
  
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardarji: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!  
 
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Sardarji: Zebra
Teacher: How come?
Sardarji: Bcoz it is Black & White  
  
Judge: don’t you have any shame? It is the 3rd time you are in court.
Sardarji to judge: You come to court daily. Don’t you have any shame?
  
Sardarji attending an interview at a Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardarji: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
  
Sardarji in an airplane going to Bombay..
While its landing he shouts: “Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent..”
Sardarji: “Ok… Ombay. Ombay”
  
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardarji: “All are born on government holidays…!!!  
  
Sardarji: Miss, you called my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardarji: Yesterday I saw in my mobile – 1 Miss Call”.


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