Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 3, 2011

Politically correct jokes

Politically correct jokes 
  
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: “I’m sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of everything.”
============
========= ========= ========= =====


Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs… I would like to  ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It’s eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!
============ ========= ========= ========= ====


Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,  “Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?”
The barman says “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?”
Bush says, “We’re planning world war 3”
The guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

And Vajpayee says, “Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.”
And the guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?!!!”
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, “See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!”
============ ========= ========= ========= =====


Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem…
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem…
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem…
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: …… Problem Solved!!!

============ ========= ========= ========= =====

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.  He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
“Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl”.
The man says: “But I am not a New Yorker!”
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
“Brave American saves life of little girl” the policeman answers.

“But I am not an American!” – says the man. Oh, what are you then?”
The man says: “I am a Pakistani!”
The next day the newspapers say: “Extremist kills innocent American dog”

——————————————————————————————————————–

 One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of
5-year-olds…

 I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most
famous man who ever lived.”

 An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”

The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not correct.”

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”

The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said “David”,

The Buddhist boy said “Gautama Buddha” and the Muslim boy said
“Mohammed”.

They all were not successful.

 Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”

 The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and
I’ll give you the 10 pounds that I promised.”

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, “You know
Jignesh, since you’re a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said
Jesus Christ.”

 Jignesh replied, “Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but*

Bijness* is*Bijness*!!!!!!


Responses

  1. reajlly good jokes,dear vilkasbhai.


तुमचा अभिप्राय नोंदवा

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / बदल )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / बदल )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / बदल )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / बदल )

Connecting to %s

प्रवर्ग

%d bloggers like this: