Posted by: vmbhonde | मार्च 3, 2011

call centre


PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……FOR JUST BEING  ON THE PHONE.                                                             

TAKE A LOOK:                                                             
Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”           
Customer : “Ok.”                                                         
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”                               
Customer : “No.”                                                         
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”         
Customer : “No.”                                                         
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this 
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”     
Customer : “I received the software update you sent, but I am still       
getting the same error message.”                                         
Tech Support : “Did you install the update?”                             
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”       
Tech Support : “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you 
see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”                                           
Customer : “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”                   
Tech support : ##### ***                                                 
Tech Support : “What type of computer do you have?”                       
Customer : “A white one.”                                                 
Tech support : ******_____####                                           
Customer : “How do I print my voicemail?”                                 
Tech support : ??????                                                     
Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print       
document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”                         
Tech Support : “What does it say?”                                       
Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”               
Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”         
Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”   
Tech support : @@@@@                                                     
Tech Support : “What does the screen say now?”                           
Customer : “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”                             
Tech Support : “Well?”                                                   
Customer : “How do I know when it’s ready?”                               
Tech support : *** —- ++++                                             
Height Of all (Too Good)                                                 
customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now   
and may I help u in finding it out?                                                           
Cust: sure                                                               
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find ‘My Computer’?             
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?


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