Posted by: vmbhonde | फेब्रुवारी 26, 2011

jokes–ha ha haa

Poor Husbands

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor…

“Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means – With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!

 

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Responses

  1. enough laughter medicine for the year 2011. By the way thanks for spreading the laughter which is very costly & invaluable.

    Regards,

  2. Sir

    Jokes may be put on your blog every day , So all can read regularly.

    You had put all in row, One who is service class may not get that much time to read all jokes

    Please think over it . Sorry for such a suggestion

    Raju Parikh

  3. Good jokes. Please continue loading some more jokes, as suggested, at least one in a day so that people like me will visit your blog every day.

    I would forawrd you, by a separate mail, some jokes which I have preserved so that you may put a few selected one on your blog, if you find them suitable.

    • thanks  sure  i will upload

      Vilas M Bhonde Soham , 109/110 B , Shrenik park society, opp. Akota stadium, Productivity road, Vadodara 390020 Tel 0265 2356538 M 9979080711 visit my blog–https://vmbhonde.wordpress.com/

  4. Dear Dada,
    Thanks for giving lovely laughter & smile to us.
    We know which joke fit us fine.
    Waiting for more fun & laughter

    Ha, ha
    Hitesh

  5. Nice clean jokes!
    Looking forward to more of those.
    Have a nice day.


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